Mar 21 2007
The Middle East Dilemma - Solved
First off, I'm feeling much better today. Thanks to everyone concerned who commented, emailed, and otherwise checked up on me about yesterday's debacle. Much appreciated.
Second off, just in case anyone didn't realize, I think this pretty much confirms the fact that I am a complete and utter dumbass. When someone can't remember from one hour to another whether they've already ingested the maximum daily allowance of potentially fatal drug compounds — that's saying something. Just what, I'm not quite sure. But I'm pretty sure it's along the lines of "you sir, are an idiot."
That being said, following my somewhat serious post from yesterday, I initially wanted to lighten things up today. However, I saw something this morning that dictates otherwise.
I have long attempted to steer clear of discussing the Middle East and the ongoing conflicts between Israel and it's neighbors. It is an extremely difficult situation with many diverse views, and there is no clear answer in sight. Moreover, having been raised Jewish, I am expected to automatically side with the Israeli position, regardless of its faults.
But alas, I can not.
Today, new information has come to me (via ZenShadow) which makes my decision a virtual "no-brainer." As such, I must now throw in my lot with the peoples of Beirut for the following two (2) reasons:
And could someone also please drum up a copy of the Lebanese national anthem for me. I've got a date tomorrow night.
You know, (boobies) this entire middle east (boobies) um, thing is one of the most complex and multi-faceted (big boobies) issues facing America, if not the (hooters) world. Like, I mean (fungabs) it’s just so fucked up (man, those are big) and stuff. Like, wow those are some big boobs, I mean issues. We should really take some tit, I mean time, to sit down and get some of these breast tissue, I mean issues, out in the open. Mama, er, many of our political leche, damnit, leaders are……
aw fuck it.
I must admit, all throughout my military travels, i have never known “2″ beter reasons to love Beirut!!!!!!!………and without another moment to spare, i cant wait for deployment to those 2 mountains……….What am i saying, i already have those every night!!!!!!!!………..Pregnancy!!!!!!!!…..Gotta love the TA TA’s
Always nice to get the input of a sophisticate like yourself. Seriously, have you nothing else to write about, and instead are now going to stoop to lurid, sexist posts like this? Not to mention that it does nothing useful but bring about the comments of deviant, ignorant cro-magnons like the ones above. I’m disappointed, and frankly, I expected better of you. You’ve got some talent and valuable insights, and they are wasted on puerile posts like this one. Finally, let me add - fuck, man. The cans on that broad could change my whole week. I mean… damn. Those are some serious sweater puppies.
mmmmmm…. Beirut (said in the tone of Homer Simpson thinking about donuts)
“Behold, the breasts that halted a thousand wars!” Since this is a global issue, … ah screw the witty banter! She’s the best! I love Beirut!