Mar 29 2007
How To Build A Jewish Meth Lab
Out of New York (where else) this week comes this story:
NY Bus Converted Into Oven for Matzos
It wasn't your typical fire. When police responded to a report that something smelled of smoke in the middle of the night, they found an old school bus that had been converted into a supersized oven for Passover matzos - complete with a smokestack, exhaust fans and working fire.
Police Sgt. Lou Scorziello said police traced the smoke to the bus at about 3 a.m. Friday. He said the back door of the bus, formerly the emergency exit, was the oven door. "All the seats had been removed and the whole inside was an oven," he said.
The derelict red-and-white bus, connected by a plywood passageway to a single-family house, was out of sight of casual passers-by in a Hasidic Jewish neighborhood and had apparently escaped the notice of authorities.
Money quote: "A building inspector said that while the bakery bus wasn't nearly up to code, it was 'very creative.'"
Well, we're nothing if not creative. Just ask Mel Gibson.
Why ask Mel Gibson. Are you being sarcastic?
I like the creative bus…