Apr 04 2007
When Bowl is away the Shark will play
Well apparently you can surf a tsunami, and Bowl just missed a good one off the Solomons. Let’s just hope he catches a few monsters off Latin America.
For those of you who do not know me permit me to introduce myself. I am Shark; I’m a ferocious blogger who likes to eat surfers like Bowl for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, even Fourth Meal. I like long swims off the beach, the occasional walrus or otter that Kang throws me, and philosophizing about why God put idiots on earth. If I should offend your feelings and sensibilities I genuinely do not care.
I will guarantee you, however, that I will be posting a lot about sea power, politics, and jackasses, not necessarily in that order. I will not be posting pictures of kittens, Iranian hostages, or Britney Spears up skirts; though I will permit myself a few Miss Nevadas once in a while for good measure, and for the wellbeing of the Republic.
Hey TK, you forgot to tell us to “Keep off the damn grass!”
Smoking it is fine but when TK’s around don’t walk on it.
Rules are rules.
Be safe…
Good to have you aboard, Mr. Shark. “Shark in a Bowl”….sounds like a good blog title. Dibs!