We interrupt your regularly scheduled blog on mid-western folk music and surf reports:
It’s official. The sperm Anna Nicole Smith ingested through the portal to Hades that is her vagina belonged to Larry “Big Money” Birkhead. No shit. You mean the blue eyed, blonde haired Dannielynn isn’t Howard K. Stern’s ? How could this be?
Gawd, who the fuck cares?! I mean, if this were anyone else they would have had this shit resolved on Maury Povich by the next commercial brake. No one even gave a rats ass whether that drugged up cow lived or died but the whole nation waits with baited breath to see who the fucking father of her sure to be spectacularly fucked up kid is. That kid is gonna need every cent of whatever money she gets to iron out the plethora of psychological issues she will have once someone shows her tapes of all this.
To be perfectly honest, the only real winner in this is J. Howard Marshall. The bastard was lucky enough to bite the big one before having to witness this shit storm of attention whoring, money grubbing insanity.
This twat makes me sick…I can’t continue,…(loud shot gun blast).
Hola!
Definitivamente me voy a vivir a Miami, a partir de Agosto.
Algún consejo?
Qué nerviooooooooos!!!!!!
HUH?! WTF?!
You realize, of course, that by writing about it you continue to perpetuate the fact that people DO care about it.
But You read it. So by reading my post that perpetuates celebrity obsession you are actually enabling me, thereby perpetuating my perpetuation. See what I did there? I shifted all the blame to you.
How’s that vaginoplasty coming along?
another telenovela not worth watching!