Mar 18 2007
The More You Know - Part IV (The Louvre Edition)
Number four (4) in our continuing series of Public Service Announcements is fairly self-explanatory.
On a personal note, I hope to god the guy standing at the next urinal from me at the Paul Okenfeld concert I attended in Miami last night watches and learns — considering his seemingly eternal fascination with the operation of the button-fly on my jeans.
And on the off chance he is reading, I've got just a word of advise in addition to the below PSA — "Dude, I'm flattered, but I don't go that way (not that there's anything wrong with that). Moreover, the next time, your conduct in this regard will likely garner you a black eye and an unwelcome visit with Santa."
On another note, while I do feel horrible about the fact this PSA is not gender-neutral considering it is Women's History Month (sorry Vanessa), it is an issue that must be addressed. So here is today's announcement — learn it, live it, love it.
Male Restroom Etiquette
