Comments on: Allow Myself to Introduce … Myself

by: Manny

Sat, 21 Jul 2007 01:57:47 +0000

What??? And all this time I’ve been digging up the grass thinking you were some traveling philanthropist and left a bag of cash for me to find…and if you’re 37, I’m 6′ tall. Just sayin’. Yeah, and um, I’m gonna need an address to send you your portion of the dinner bill…whenever you get the chance. I mean, I’m sure my kids can go a few more days without food, but then it’s gonna get dicey.

by: Jayne

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 15:48:37 +0000

mmm… I’m not really sure that I could vouch for her, although somebody had to drink 1/3 of the beer…

by: litelysalted

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 15:45:52 +0000

Nope, I’m totally 100% real! You can even ask the Malcontents.

But to partially confirm your suspicious, TK does pay me 5 dollars every time I comment on his blog. He’s singlehandedly paying for my home renovations.

by: A Bowl Of Stupid

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 15:00:51 +0000

Salted, Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick! It’s about fucking time I heard from you. I was starting to wonder if you weren’t just some feminine “doppleganger” that TK invented to make it seem like people visit his blog (I mean really, “Spooks Lane”, that can’t be a real address).

And thanks Slouch, you’ve got an open invite to meet me in Indo on some bigger waves to put that new board to work without having to wear a freaking wetsuit.

by: Slouchmonkey

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 00:58:09 +0000

Erasure???….hmmm. No matter. Just remember, you don’t need a tattoo on your chest to have honor.

Digging the trip. Be safe.

by: litelysalted

Wed, 18 Jul 2007 14:02:59 +0000

Your tattoo reminds me of the triforce from Legend of Zelda. Just sayin’…

(Yep, my very first comment and I’ve managed to both come off like a nerd and asshole! Such is my way.)

by: A Bowl Of Stupid

Wed, 18 Jul 2007 12:33:14 +0000

Dana, no worries. It’s great to have you tagging along for the ride, but I don’t want to hear anything negative when we start hitting the “massage parlors.” (just kidding, but not really, but yeah, but not really).

Jayne, are you sure it was the martinis, or was it the combination of benedryl and Broadway showtunes; oh, and thanks for the tattoo comment (I’m going for the CP “random tattoos everywhere” look).

Chez, ditto (except for the whole Erasure thing (not that there’s anything wrong with that). And I’ve been sitting here trying to figure out a way to integrate a quote from “A Few Good Men” SOMEWHERE in here in support of Votar … but yeah, I got nothin.

TK, well no, there’s no midget porn, but we do have Chez and Manny here making comments. Zing!

by: TK

Wed, 18 Jul 2007 01:29:18 +0000

Matt who? What the fuck? I thought this was a midget pornography site. Dammit, I took a wrong turn somewhere.

In all seriousness, it’s interesting that you decided to come out of the blog closet. I’ve been contemplating it, but am still too big of a pussy. Plus, now if your body washes up after a shark attack, I can ID it.

OK, that wasn’t terribly serious. Good to hear from you, and be careful out there.

by: Chez

Tue, 17 Jul 2007 21:53:48 +0000

Remember the face that Belushi made when they put up the slide of Flounder in Animal House?

I just made that face.

Doesn’t your camera have a timer or something so that you could’ve stood a few feet away instead of looking like you’re about to slither out of my computer monitor like the girl in The Ring?

In all seriousness, it’s good to have you back sir — although you really do look better from behind (cue Erasure’s “Oh L’Amour).

by: Jayne

Tue, 17 Jul 2007 20:11:10 +0000

Well, it’s good to get the facts straight, since the times we got to actually hang out with you we all got so drunk that I don’t remember much of what you told us.

I like the new tattoo.

by: Dana

Tue, 17 Jul 2007 18:42:01 +0000

Thanks for the introduction. It is nice to know a little more about the person that I am traveling vicariously through.