Jul 17 2007

Allow Myself to Introduce … Myself

Published by A Bowl Of Stupid at 12:27 pm under Uncategorized, Personal, Blogging, pure evil

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(Yours truly, with a portion of my new tattoo showing — it's a big triangular doohickey, with 10 smaller individual triangles, each representing the countries I've been to so far. Given the design, it leaves room for additional countries as I continue to travel. The necklace I'm wearing I got from a guy on Lombok who makes them out of clams — he puts a kernel of sand on the inside of the shell and comes back for it in a year or so, after which he cuts and polishes the shell containing the "half-pearl." I got it for about US$10.00.)

I’ll continue about my Indo trip in the next posts, but something that happened during my trip made me decide to write this entry – despite the possible repercussions.

As I mentioned elsewhere, after surfing and“camping” at Desert Point with a couple of Aussies for a number of days, I’ve taken up traveling with them for as long as we all see fit. However, it was only well after we made the decision to travel together that we (well, Mick more than I) realized that we had not even been introduced and did not even know each others’ names.

Given the circumstances, it seemed somewhat silly.

Such is also the case with this blog. While I’ve been writing, and a number of people have (presumably) been reading it for some time now, but for a select few fellow bloggers, I’ve never properly introduced myself. Early on in the blog, I even had people write and ask me if I was a man or women (aww yeah, I’m all man, baby!).

Initially, I chose to maintain my anonymity for fear of potential repercussions to my legal (or other potential) career.

After that ship sailed (and subsequently sank), I chose to maintain relative anonymity because it allows me to write with a certain forcefulness I may not have otherwise had the ability to use for fear of offending friends, family, stalkers, etc.

But given the direction taken by my life, and correspondingly, this blog, all of those reasons seem somewhat superfluous. Indeed, I’ve even started publishing pictures of myself in Singapore and elsewhere. So anonymity is probably not an issue anymore.

With that, allow me to introduce myself:

My name is Matthew Kish. I am a 37 year old male American citizen. I have brown hair, brown eyes, a terminally broken nose, and a terminally crooked smile. Overall, I am terminally “average.”

I like to beleive, however, that I am gifted with an above average intellect and insight into the human condition. As such, I made the decision to rebuke at least a portion of such normality (including my house, car and the majority of my earthly possessions), and I am currently living abroad in Southeast Asia and Oceania, with what I like to think of as a “home-base” in Singapore.

I was born and raised in Philadelphia by two loving parents who are still together after almost 45 years of marriage (personally, I think it’s only because my Dad’s hearing is gone … but I kid, I kid). I have one sister that used to be a broadcast journalist and now lives in Florida with her husband and their two little girls.

I left Philly in 1987 for Arizona, where I attended Arizona State for 4 years (or so) and graduated in 1991. After I graduated, I held several jobs in Arizona, Seattle, Portland, and Alaska – working on, among other things, various fishing and crabbing boats – before starting law school in San Diego in August 1993. I graduated law school in December 1995 (I did law school in 2.5 years, rather than the normal 3, as I thought it would help my prospects in the job market … yah, not so much).

I then worked at several small law firms in the San Diego area until moving to California’s Central Valley following the tailstrings of a then-serious girlfriend (cough, cough, bitch, cough). And while that move was a mistake on a variety on levels, it allowed me the opportunity to hone my legal skills at what I now know is a fairly decent law firm (it also allowed me to meet a variety of other people of whom I will always think fondly).

I eventually got tired of the very rural Central Valley and chose to move to South Florida, ostensibly to be closer to my sister and her then-new family (the main reason, however, was because I had lived in the other "3 corners" of the United States and I wanted to finish out the series). While there were issues with the ostensible purposes of that move as well, that also led me to meet friends in Miami for whom I also care deeply, and now consider family.

I lived in South Florida for 7 years practicing law and living an altogether over-indulgent lifestyle until last June, when I left my job and decided I did not want to practice law anymore and started, among other things, an over-indulgent personal blog — before I left the States to live abroad.

And I think that pretty much brings us up to speed. If you're interested in anything else, may I suggest you start at the beginning of this particular work of crap, and work your way back to this present post.

Sorry if I’ve bored you, but I just thought I should introduce myself before we move onward.

11 Responses to “Allow Myself to Introduce … Myself”

  1. Danaon 17 Jul 2007 at 1:42 pm

    Thanks for the introduction. It is nice to know a little more about the person that I am traveling vicariously through.

  2. Jayneon 17 Jul 2007 at 3:11 pm

    Well, it’s good to get the facts straight, since the times we got to actually hang out with you we all got so drunk that I don’t remember much of what you told us.

    I like the new tattoo. :)

  3. Chezon 17 Jul 2007 at 4:53 pm

    Remember the face that Belushi made when they put up the slide of Flounder in Animal House?

    I just made that face.

    Doesn’t your camera have a timer or something so that you could’ve stood a few feet away instead of looking like you’re about to slither out of my computer monitor like the girl in The Ring?

    In all seriousness, it’s good to have you back sir — although you really do look better from behind (cue Erasure’s “Oh L’Amour).

  4. TKon 17 Jul 2007 at 8:29 pm

    Matt who? What the fuck? I thought this was a midget pornography site. Dammit, I took a wrong turn somewhere.

    In all seriousness, it’s interesting that you decided to come out of the blog closet. I’ve been contemplating it, but am still too big of a pussy. Plus, now if your body washes up after a shark attack, I can ID it.

    OK, that wasn’t terribly serious. Good to hear from you, and be careful out there.

  5. A Bowl Of Stupidon 18 Jul 2007 at 7:33 am

    Dana, no worries. It’s great to have you tagging along for the ride, but I don’t want to hear anything negative when we start hitting the “massage parlors.” (just kidding, but not really, but yeah, but not really).

    Jayne, are you sure it was the martinis, or was it the combination of benedryl and Broadway showtunes; oh, and thanks for the tattoo comment (I’m going for the CP “random tattoos everywhere” look).

    Chez, ditto (except for the whole Erasure thing (not that there’s anything wrong with that). And I’ve been sitting here trying to figure out a way to integrate a quote from “A Few Good Men” SOMEWHERE in here in support of Votar … but yeah, I got nothin.

    TK, well no, there’s no midget porn, but we do have Chez and Manny here making comments. Zing!

  6. litelysaltedon 18 Jul 2007 at 9:02 am

    Your tattoo reminds me of the triforce from Legend of Zelda. Just sayin’…

    (Yep, my very first comment and I’ve managed to both come off like a nerd and asshole! Such is my way.)

  7. Slouchmonkeyon 18 Jul 2007 at 7:58 pm

    Erasure???….hmmm. No matter. Just remember, you don’t need a tattoo on your chest to have honor.

    Digging the trip. Be safe.

  8. A Bowl Of Stupidon 19 Jul 2007 at 10:00 am

    Salted, Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick! It’s about fucking time I heard from you. I was starting to wonder if you weren’t just some feminine “doppleganger” that TK invented to make it seem like people visit his blog (I mean really, “Spooks Lane”, that can’t be a real address).

    And thanks Slouch, you’ve got an open invite to meet me in Indo on some bigger waves to put that new board to work without having to wear a freaking wetsuit.

  9. litelysaltedon 19 Jul 2007 at 10:45 am

    Nope, I’m totally 100% real! You can even ask the Malcontents.

    But to partially confirm your suspicious, TK does pay me 5 dollars every time I comment on his blog. He’s singlehandedly paying for my home renovations.

  10. Jayneon 19 Jul 2007 at 10:48 am

    mmm… I’m not really sure that I could vouch for her, although somebody had to drink 1/3 of the beer…

  11. Mannyon 20 Jul 2007 at 8:57 pm

    What??? And all this time I’ve been digging up the grass thinking you were some traveling philanthropist and left a bag of cash for me to find…and if you’re 37, I’m 6′ tall. Just sayin’. Yeah, and um, I’m gonna need an address to send you your portion of the dinner bill…whenever you get the chance. I mean, I’m sure my kids can go a few more days without food, but then it’s gonna get dicey.

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