Mar 05 2007
Jeez, Didn’t See This Coming
SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) — Sacramento Kings forward Ron Artest was arrested Monday after a woman called 911 from his home saying she had been assaulted. Placer County sheriff's deputies responded about 9:30 a.m. to Artest's five-acre estate in the Sacramento suburb of Loomis, where they found a woman who had suffered injuries, officials said. Deputies arrested Artest on suspicion of domestic violence and using force or violence to prevent the woman from reporting a crime, sheriff's spokeswoman Dena Erwin said.
Jesus, if there's any NBA player who makes the idea that a milkshake and hamburger solve mysteries seem normal, it's this guy.
Well — they don’t really solve mysteries. In fact, they don’t really do much of anything besides meet surreal creatures.
An NBA star that gets into trouble? Unheard of! I am shocked.