Mar 15 2007
The More You Know – Part III (Asshole Edition)
The latest in our continuing series of Public Service Announcement (PSA’s) is of a more pragmatic sort that the first and second clips (both of which I realized only recently involved deviant sexual behavior — the first pertaining to the sexing up and disposal of a dead hooker, and the second pertaining to the sexing up one of the cast members from “Star Trek”).
In an attempt to assist the loyal “Bowl Illuminati” — all of whom are as involuntarily celibate as the undersigned author — as well as other nomadic visitors with no social lives, we hereby provides a more practical PSA; one which has been sorely lacking, for years, in sleepy retirement communities and Asian neighborhoods throughout the United States (as well as here in Miami and other third world countries):
Sick of a car taking up two spaces on the street? How about a car too close to yours? What about the car at the mall parked diagonally? Now you can do something about it. Simply download a notice and place it on the car’s windshield. The owner of the vehicle will be informed of their asshole status as well as the proper tips to improve their poor parking techniques. It’s time to put an end to asshole parking, or at least to make fun of it.
So just remember what the good book says, “it’s better to give than receive.”
(Provided by You Park Like An Asshole, via Blog Paul)
P.S. For extra credit, we’re giving out prizes to anyone who can scientifically prove which of the two following pictures shows the bigger super-duper asshole. We will be collecting all proofs, calculations, and worksheets used in reaching such conclusions.
