Jan 27 2007
It’s Not Your Fault You’re A Monkey
I saw this video Marc posted over at Uniquely The Epitome, describing how the Earth has been overrun by a bunch of monkeys. I liked it so much that I'm "borrowing" it from him (just like Tim Burton allegedly "borrowed" Kevin Smith's idea for "The Planets of the Apes").
Money (or mon-key) quote from video:
"See, the monkeys feel alone. All 6 Billion of them.
Some of the monkeys pay another monkey to listen to their problems.
The monkeys want answers. The monkeys know they're going to die, so the monkeys make up gods and then they worship them.
Then the monkeys start to argue over whose made-up god is better.
Then the monkeys get really pissed off, and this is usually when the monkeys decide that it's a good time to start killing each other."
If you don't catch it the first time, check out the fleeting reference to "The Flying Spaghetti Monster" as a nice little backside "Ba Fangul" to established religion.
P.S. Monkey? MONKEY? I'm a fucking gorilla, you clown!
Nice find!!!!
Kudos to you! Keep going. (I know about law, though I won’t discuss it online.) I really like your blog and will definitely check in from time to time. I saw you on 25peeps (nice pic). Good luck and all the best in your trippy trip.
This is GREAT!
Oh yeah excellent vid!
Beat that chest and say it again.