Jan 242007
I mentioned to one of my friends that I’m maintaining this blog. Now, apparently he’s got nothing better to do than to read it on a regular basis. So for him, I’m posting a bunch of random links I found from all around the “internets.” This should keep him busy for about 10 minutes. After that, kid, you’re on your own.
One Man Armies. The Greatest One-Man Armies in Movie History, although I’m guessing TK at Uncooked Meat would argue about putting Jack Burton at number 12.
Caring For Your Pet Lohan. The Lohan is also an extremely curious and demanding pet. Here are some things you should know.
Paintball 101. Yeah, when your gun is jammed, the best thing to do is look directly down the barrel and pull the trigger. I love how this guy’s “friend” never stops filming to go get help or anything – and the re-edits the video to replay it in slow-motion over and over and over again.
50 Brand New Sex Positions. My personal favorite is “The Japanese Businessman,” where you get your girlfriend to dress up like a schoolgirl and kick you in the nuts until you pass out. Wow, and I thought I had a good imagination.
The Daily Show: The President of the United States vs. Words. “Madam Speaker, Vice President Cheney, members of Congress, fellow citizens, I learned how to tie my own shoes today and my mommy said I’m a very smart boy!
Gollum Covering Barry White. Barry’s never been creepier, and Gollum’s never been sexier.
Concerned Citizens Tattletales of the Sunshine State. The Smoking Gun’s collection of letters sent to Florida’s DMV by people pissed about offensive/hilarious vanity plates. Living in Miami, I’m just impressed so many were written in English.
Hey, I’m a reasonable guy. I’ve just experienced some very unreasonable things! Damn straight, buddy. I’ll spare you my dissertation on Big Trouble in Little China, however.
Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?