Comments on: Attack of The Urchins — Part Three http://abowlofstupid.com/pure-evil/attack-of-the-urchins-part-three/ Stupid Is As Stupid Eats Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:52:20 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 by: Vertigo Hopes http://abowlofstupid.com/pure-evil/attack-of-the-urchins-part-three/#comment-30375 Fri, 18 Jan 2008 05:22:22 +0000 http://abowlofstupid.com/pure-evil/attack-of-the-urchins-part-three/#comment-30375 asl=m/22/hollywood So I'm surfing Waikiki, and on a wipeout I get pummeled and think I sliced my foot open on some coral. I raise my foot out of the water and see black needles sticking out of my foot. Freaked out, I paddled as fast as I could and limped to the board rental place (bring my own board on a plane, plz) to find that I'd stepped on Vana (as the locals pronounce it, but spelled Wana) and am told the cure. So i had a girl piss on my foot (very interesting), drank a beer, and was on my way tearing up the surf - a little more cautious of the shallow reef. Oh, and the species I stepped on can't be pulled out because the brittle spines just break apart, and the spines emit a dye that was visible in my foot for weeks. Great learning experience - surf in deeper water! asl=m/22/hollywood

So I’m surfing Waikiki, and on a wipeout I get pummeled and think I sliced my foot open on some coral. I raise my foot out of the water and see black needles sticking out of my foot. Freaked out, I paddled as fast as I could and limped to the board rental place (bring my own board on a plane, plz) to find that I’d stepped on Vana (as the locals pronounce it, but spelled Wana) and am told the cure. So i had a girl piss on my foot (very interesting), drank a beer, and was on my way tearing up the surf - a little more cautious of the shallow reef. Oh, and the species I stepped on can’t be pulled out because the brittle spines just break apart, and the spines emit a dye that was visible in my foot for weeks. Great learning experience - surf in deeper water!

]]> by: Dee http://abowlofstupid.com/pure-evil/attack-of-the-urchins-part-three/#comment-29918 Tue, 15 Jan 2008 04:40:27 +0000 http://abowlofstupid.com/pure-evil/attack-of-the-urchins-part-three/#comment-29918 LOL Sorry to laugh but the Stephen Hawkins analogy is just perfect. LOL
Sorry to laugh but the Stephen Hawkins analogy is just perfect.

]]> by: Manny http://abowlofstupid.com/pure-evil/attack-of-the-urchins-part-three/#comment-29885 Mon, 14 Jan 2008 23:02:41 +0000 http://abowlofstupid.com/pure-evil/attack-of-the-urchins-part-three/#comment-29885 I'm *gulp* agreeing with TK. You come back to us in any different condition then you left and you're on your own, buddy. I ain't puttin' a wheelchair ramp in my pad unless it's to launch you into something amusing and or harmful. I kid. Take care of yourself, man. We want you to make it back this way to share some of these stories in person, and not looking like Stephen Hawkins. I’m *gulp* agreeing with TK. You come back to us in any different condition then you left and you’re on your own, buddy. I ain’t puttin’ a wheelchair ramp in my pad unless it’s to launch you into something amusing and or harmful.

I kid. Take care of yourself, man. We want you to make it back this way to share some of these stories in person, and not looking like Stephen Hawkins.

]]> by: TK http://abowlofstupid.com/pure-evil/attack-of-the-urchins-part-three/#comment-29564 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 05:39:02 +0000 http://abowlofstupid.com/pure-evil/attack-of-the-urchins-part-three/#comment-29564 All I know is, if they amputate your legs, I ain't pushin' your crippled ass around. Just so we're clear. All I know is, if they amputate your legs, I ain’t pushin’ your crippled ass around. Just so we’re clear.

]]> by: A Bowl Of Stupid http://abowlofstupid.com/pure-evil/attack-of-the-urchins-part-three/#comment-29534 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 03:06:12 +0000 http://abowlofstupid.com/pure-evil/attack-of-the-urchins-part-three/#comment-29534 J, Hmmm.... Good question. At this point, I'm not sure about any 'big tic' items. But if you guys have any suggestions, I may be up for taking requests so long as they don't involve anything to do with STD's, loss of ambulatory functions, or amputation of anything bigger than a finger (if y'all catch my drift). J, Hmmm…. Good question.

At this point, I’m not sure about any ‘big tic’ items. But if you guys have any suggestions, I may be up for taking requests so long as they don’t involve anything to do with STD’s, loss of ambulatory functions, or amputation of anything bigger than a finger (if y’all catch my drift).

]]> by: Jayne http://abowlofstupid.com/pure-evil/attack-of-the-urchins-part-three/#comment-29510 Sat, 12 Jan 2008 23:07:56 +0000 http://abowlofstupid.com/pure-evil/attack-of-the-urchins-part-three/#comment-29510 so what's next on the "what can Matt do to destroy his own body" list? Huh? huh? Your fans are waiting, sweetie. so what’s next on the “what can Matt do to destroy his own body” list?

Huh? huh? Your fans are waiting, sweetie.

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