Mar 18 2007
Dick Cheney — So Evil That You Would Say He’s E-VEEL
Dick Cheney:
(n) Current Vice President of the United States under George W Bush. Most probably the main influence behind George Bush's cunning plan to exploit the memory of September 11th and start a war with a conveniently oil-rich nation in order to distract the American public from the shitty job they were doing at home. See also pure evil.
According to Editor & Publisher, a new Gallup poll reveals that 66% of Americans disapprove of the job Dick Cheney is doing as vice president. That is down six points from a year ago, and is the lowest approval score Gallup has measured for Cheney.
In addition to favorably rating the Vice President, the other 34% of the respondents also approved of the sacrificing of vestal virgin in an effort to help the war effort in Iraq, as well as adding apple-and-cinnamon swirls to their daily cocktails of human blood.
