May 05 2009
This Island Ain’t Big Enough For The Two Gazillion Of Us

With an area of just over 5,600 square kilometers (just over 2,170 square miles), the island of Bali is fairly large — nearly 10 times as large as Manhattan. And three decades ago, the Balinese economy was largely agriculture-based.
But now, tourism is the largest single industry. And tourist season is in full swing.
So, in addition to the 3.1 million or so natives, the 1 million or so other domestic workers (from Java and other islands), there are about 2 gazillion tourists roaming the streets, clogging the roadways, and otherwise kooking up the surf. And while it’s good for the locals (they need the tourism money) and it’s nice to see the new faces (sorta), it’s also still getting just a bit much for me.
After one of my good friends broke her leg in 2 places this week when she got hit by some kook on a motorbike, and after I went surfing out at Uluwatu’s a couple days ago with about 100 (no joke) of my closest ‘friends and family’, I remembered my initial plan when first moving to Bali — I wanted to use this island ONLY as a supply point and a ‘stepping stone’ to those other spots in Indonesia I TRULY love.
So I’m going someplace a bit calmer for a while.
First, I’m heading to Dili (East Timur) for a visa run, then I’m going back to Pulau Rote — about 1200 square kilometers, with an estimated total population of 100,000.
The village where I’m going (pictured above), there’s no internet, no running water, and the electricity is turned on for about 6-8 hours per day. The tourist population is limited to other silly foreigners looking for surf and quiet. And there’s not much to do besides surfing, sleeping, and the occasional jalan-jalan to the next village.
Hold all my calls, I’m gonna be off the grid for a while.
3 Responses to “This Island Ain’t Big Enough For The Two Gazillion Of Us”

Nice move dude.
Pom mai chop farangs!
(I don’t like foreigners) in Thai… one of the first phrases I learned… later I undertood why.
Enjoy!
By the way. Moving to New Zealand with my beautiful wife for 4 months. You are welcome to come visit but not for too long jajajaja.
dee
Jajaja.
Thanks D, I may very well take you up on that offer in NZ — altho I suggest u guys meet me, Ro, Osc, and whomever else back on Railay for a LOOOONG weekend!
P.S. Yah, I remember ‘ falang ting-tong’ in Thai, but not that other one. And for when you visit here, you gotta learn: ‘Saya tidak suka buleh bodoh’ (‘I don’t like stupid white people’ in Indonesian — jaja).
I freaked out. Anyway… we’re still here. Good luck my man…. I will certainly take action if you go silent bro…
-Dan