Mar 13 2007
Keep On Rocking In the Third World
Well, I’ve returned here to the Third World that is Miami, Florida from my surfing trip in the Paradise that is Ricon, Puerto Rico.
As you may have noticed, I made some formatting changes to the blog. Nothing significant, just some minor overhauling for aesthetics and functionality. If anyone likes it enough to comment on these changes, please feel free to do so. And if you don’t like it, keep that shit to yourself because nobody likes a whiny bitch — okay, Oprah?
After I take a day to get rid of the sea lice infestation and the debilitating sunburn I acquired from surfing for 8 hours a day for 4 days straight, I’ll get back to posting something that people may actually want to read. But then again, why start now?
As for the picture of the toothless wonder adorning the masthead of this post — c’mon, everybody knows that, next to otters, toothless old crones are the most beloved creatures in the world.
You did read about that surfing lawyer who got biten by a shark didn’t you? hahaha