You Scumbag, You Maggot, You Cheap Lousy Faggot … Happy Christmas You Arse, I Pray God It’s Our Last

Well, it’s already Christmas Eve out here in the Far East — which is quite the coincidence because Thailand is, of course, the birthplace of Christianity.

Celebrating this holiday spirit, and in keeping with what may or may not be a Bowl of Stupid Christmas tradition (I honestly can’t remember if I posted any videos the last 2 years, and I’m just too lazy to check), here are the three (3) best Christmas Songs ever recorded (by anyone other than Burl Ives):

Christmas Wrapping – The Waitresses (sorry, I couldn’t find the actual video, if any — here’s an annoying suburban Christmas light display instead)

The Kinks — Father Christmas

The Pogues & Kirsty MacColl — A Fairytale Of New York

(props to Kang for reminding me of this one)

Merry Christmas, everyone!!

Signed,
Your Second Favorite Heeb