Dec 05 2008
Umm, Hey Sarge? I Didn’t Sign On For This!

Okay, so could someone please tell me which is worse:
1. Signing on for a sweet gig writing movie and music reviews on one of the best entertainment websites online today (yeah, I’m not above pandering …), and then getting assigned to review Britney Spears’ latest piece of shit CD.
or,
2. Donating millions to win a long, hard fought and historic Presidential campaign — and then getting tapped again for even MORE money after your candidate wins, just to pay off the US$7.5 million debt from the rival candidate’s failed presidential bid?
Yep, that’s a tough one, but I’m gonna have to go with the Britney Spears review, too. It’s only money, right?
UPDATE: Apparently TK actually VOLUNTEERED to review the Britney album. So that takes him out of the ‘unlucky’ category (like the Obama donors), and moves him into the ‘dumb as a box of rocks’ category — for which he’s entitled to no sympathy votes. Sorry kid.
2 Responses to “Umm, Hey Sarge? I Didn’t Sign On For This!”

TK wasn’t assigned that. He chose it on purpose. And I can understand him, because I chose to review “The Hottie and the Nottie” on purpose.
Hey, it leaves less scars than secret cutting.
Jeez, what the hell was he thinking? One would think he’s already suffered enough ridicule in real life that he’d actively try to forgo it in yet another media, right?