May 17 2007
Planet Unicorn
As I may have mentioned before, although I owned a 55″ HDTV, I got rid of my cable about 2 years ago in lieu of renting movies, reading books, and playing on the interwebs.
As a result, during that time, I generally have not been privy to the outstanding network news produced in the U.S. (and in particular, the fantastic coverage of Anna Nicole Smith's death), nor have I had the luxury of watching the 2-3 actually good cable channels out there.
But now I'm hanging out at my friend's house. And he's got cable. A lot of cable.
Fuel TV is obviously one of the few channels I've been watching religiously since I got here (duh).
G4 TV is another (although I don't play video games).
Although G4 is generally dedicated to maintaining the everlasting virginity of the "video-gamer" croud, they often have some interesting internet links and video clips.
This extremely gay video madness that I just saw on G4's "Attack of The Show" is one of them. It's abvsolutely brilliant! (Tom Cruise as a gay unicorn? … Priceless!) It's also fucking hysterical.
Not that I advocate such stuff, but I would also assume that smoking, drinking, ingesting, or otherwise subjecting yourself to some type of mind-altering substance would greatly enhance your viewing pleasure (not that I've ever engaged in such activities personally).
Planet Unicorn (NSFH - Not Safe For Homophobes)
OMG GO UNICORN PLANET BEST IDEA EVER I LOVE IT A GAY BOY WISHED FOR A PLANET FULL OF UNICORNS PLANET UNICORN UNICORN PLANET GIVE IT UP FOR FEATHERS OHHHHHHHHHH CATALAC AND TOM CRUISE PLANET UNICORN HEYYYYYYYYY!