A Bowl of Stupid

Holy crap! With this type of news, I may be gone longer than expected. Manny and TK, if you'll continue minding the store while I'm gone?

Will Iran War Start On Friday? Last weekend saw widespread reports in the mainstream media that the United States will be ready to launch a missile attack on Iran's nuclear facilities "from 4 a.m. until 4 p.m. on April 6." (Via Infowars)

Death toll From South Pacific Tsunami Rises To 28. Survivors scavenged for food and drinking water in towns hammered by a tsunami on the Solomon Islands' west coast, while officials said the death toll was 28 and would rise as they struggled to reach remote communities. (Via Yahoo News)

26 Animals Seized From Calif. Motel Room. Santa Cruz County authorities have confiscated more than two dozen animals from a couple who were hoarding them in their motel room they shared with two children. Inside the room, they found 20 domestic birds, a cat and a rabbit. There was one dead bird in a cage and three others stuffed in the freezer. (Via Red Orbit)

Jenna Jameson Memoir Film On Hold Due to Botched Vaginoplasty. "She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy," said the source, who added, in perhaps an unfortunate choice of words, "she has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie," which would be a mainstream production. Once again, you can't make this shit up. (Via WWTDD)

Shots Wound 3 at Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards After-Party. Shots were fired at a party attended mostly by teenagers early Sunday following the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards, wounding three people. The three victims were hit below the waist and did not face life threatening injuries. No word on whether Jenna Jameson's cootch was among the injured. (Via Huffington Post)

Courtney Love Alive And Well On The Beaches Of Hawaii. New photographic evidence surfaced today showing that Courtney Love is still alive, wearing nothing but a bikini, a bird, and a whole lot of saggy, saggy skin. Oh, and she still didn't kill Kurt Cobain. (Via Hollywood Rag)

Santa Has Left The Housing Market. "Inflation fears will keep the Fed from cutting interest rates and house price may keep falling well into 2008. Maybe it's time to batten down the hatches and buy Government notes and bills with any spare cash." My thoughts exactly. (Via the American Chronicle)

Finally, here's a "scare-jew" video clip in honor of Passover, a holiday where us Jews celebrate when we killed Jesus (I stole that joke from my friend Pablo, so direct any comments and/or death threats his way).

Oh, and if anyone has experience filling out Singaporean visa forms, your help would be greatly appreciated right about now.

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