Mar 092007
In an effort to give something back to our readers that won’t otherwise require antibiotics, we here at the “Bowl” will begin featuring public service announcements (PSA’s) for our valued readers. On a personal level, this fist clip is especially pertinent — indeed, if only I had watched it before the first time I had to deal with a dead hooker. Ahh, good times, good times.
What to Do with Your Dead Hooker


Oh come on. There’s way too much blood when you cut them up for them to go into bags that cleanly.
Ha! Kidding! Just… jokes! Yes. Never killed a hooker and cut her up and stuffed her in my trunk then drove her to an abandoned quarry and dumped the pieces with weights tied to them. Ha. I’m such a joker.
Ahem. Just forget I said anything.