A Bowl of Stupid

• New! Deep Fried Sliders At White Castle! “Enjoy your meal, sir! Oh, and by the way – that sound you’re hearing? It’s the sound of your arteries grinding to a standstill. Please feel free to use our complimentary defibrillator right by the door!” (Via CNBC, by way of The Daily Dish)
• Oops! Technician’s Error Wipes Out Data For State Fund. Well, at least now we know who they’ll have serving those deep fried sliders over at the White Castle. (Via CNN)
• Saratoga Springs Mineral Water Diluted With Tap Water. This type of story actually gives me a warm fuzzy feeling deep down, considering the amount of money some people fork out just to drink and/or bathe in designer water. Hey douche-bags — it’s only fucking water!! (Via CNN)
• British Airways Sat Corpse In First Class. Money quote: “Paul Trinder, who awoke to see the body at the end of his row, last week described the journey as ‘deeply disturbing.’” Really?!? That’s surprising. (Via Times Online)
• Airline Passenger Urinates In Air-Sickness Bag. SkyWest Airlines apologized to a passenger who said he wasn’t allowed to use the restroom during a one-hour flight and ended up urinating in an air-sickness bag. I assume I need not explain the irony of one airline refusing to allow one passenger to take a piss, while another allows first class passage to a corpse. But just in case, I just did. (Via Click 2 Houston, by way of World Bizarre)
• Polish Man Cuts Off His Genitals In A Fit Of Anger. I really don’t know which is more disturbing, the subject matter of this story, or the fact that it coincidentally is being carried in an online newspaper entitled “All Head In.” (Via All Head In News)

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