Apr 25 2007
Captain America Arrested With Burrito In Pants
Once again, news of yet another incident here in Florida that makes me wonder if there really is something in the water, and which further prompts my hasty departure before I find myself among the afflicted.
MELBOURNE, Fla. — A Brevard County doctor dressed up in a Captain America outfit was arrested with a burrito in his tights.
On Saturday night, when a costume party full of medical professionals stopped at On Tap Cafe, police said Adamcik had a burrito stuffed below the waistband of his costume and was asking women if they want to touch it. When one refused, he allegedly took out the burrito and groped her.
Money quote:
"[T]he officers wrote in their report "there were so many cartoon characters in the bar at the time, all Captain America's were asked to go outside for a possible identification."
Yeah, I got nothing. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
Chicken, Bean, or Beef?
Good question, but I’m assuming that, if it had been beef, she would have never called the cops in the first place.
(ba-dum-bum, cha)