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	<title>A Bowl of Stupid &#187; Miami</title>
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	<description>Stupid Is As Stupid Reads</description>
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		<title>The Forgettable Fire</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2007 12:12:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As was aptly noted by Vanessa Byers earlier this week (while I was off on a 3 day bender), the entire State of Florida has been on fire for about a week now. Specifically, forestry officials state that 236 wildfires rage in 55 of the state&#8217;s 67 counties. Those fires, in conjunction with the southernly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Anal Sex &#8212; The International Language</title>
		<link>http://abowlofstupid.com/humor/anal-sex-the-international-language/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2007 20:03:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In our continuing quest to bring you the best in international advertising clips, we present the following (NSFW): Well, that sure would explain reggaeton music. (Via Can&#8217;t Coach That)]]></description>
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		<title>Weights And Measures</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Feb 2007 17:19:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In making any major life-altering decisions, one is always told to weigh the pros and cons of the situation. Personally, I don&#8217;t particularly see the benefits of engaging in such a fruitless exercise. But in the interest of fairness to all the self-help gurus promoting this dribble (and to appease several of my Miamian friends [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Damn You, Lo Pan!!</title>
		<link>http://abowlofstupid.com/personal/damn-you-lo-pan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Feb 2007 16:07:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The other day, TK posted this. The following day, I responded by posting this. In response, TK yesterday posted this, kindly &#8220;wishing a good weekend to Matt (Your hell will be an icy one, you fucker).&#8221; Then, this morning, I wake up to this: 48 degrees!?! 42 degrees!?! In Miami!?! Are you crazy&#8230; Is that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Memorium &#8211; Edward McIntyre</title>
		<link>http://abowlofstupid.com/personal/in-memorium-edward-mcintyre/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Feb 2007 23:35:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A Bowl Of Stupid</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Law]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Given my easy access to such an open public forum, I thought I would be remiss to not at least make mention of this. Eddie McIntyre, the best friend of a very good friend, just took his life the other night. The obituary was just posted today here in the Miami Herald. In talking with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Attention All Floridians &#8211; Run For the Hills Border</title>
		<link>http://abowlofstupid.com/world-news/attention-all-floridians-run-for-the-hills-border/</link>
		<comments>http://abowlofstupid.com/world-news/attention-all-floridians-run-for-the-hills-border/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2007 23:37:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A Bowl Of Stupid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First, there was this story out of Fort Myers, Florida, about a crew of fishermen who were stranded 100 miles off Florida&#8217;s coast after a pack of bull sharks that had been following their shrimping boat for two days smashed a hole into the ship&#8217;s hull and broke its propeller. Now, there&#8217;s this &#8220;shocking&#8221; story [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blatant Promotion of the Day &#8211; Part Deux</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Feb 2007 21:37:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the footsteps of my last post inadvertently plugging car insurance comes this, a post plugging a wine bar located here on Miami Beach. Whereas my last post was based on entertainment value, however, this one is nothing more than a blatant advertisement for my friend&#8217;s bar. My friend Gigi C. Olah and her husband [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Aftermath</title>
		<link>http://abowlofstupid.com/sports/the-aftermath/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 21:11:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A Bowl Of Stupid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Super Bowl. It&#8217;s over. Finally. Until next year. The game is over. The unnecessary hype is over. The corporate coffers are stuffed with money. The blimps have returned to their hangers. The hung over/strung out football players are back home. The celebrities have crawled back into their coffins tanning beds. And all of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Am Jack&#8217;s Unhealthy Obsession With Professional Sports</title>
		<link>http://abowlofstupid.com/sports/i-am-jacks-unhealthy-obsession-with-professional-sports/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:03:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve recently taken a break from substantive writing, once again due a nice string of illnesses I was lucky to pull together over the course of the past week. Thank you, I like to think of myself as an overachiever. Needless to say, with the number of stomach viruses I’m managed to acquire in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sipping Jetstreams &amp; The Buena Vista Social Club</title>
		<link>http://abowlofstupid.com/music/sipping-jetstreams-the-buena-vista-social-club/</link>
		<comments>http://abowlofstupid.com/music/sipping-jetstreams-the-buena-vista-social-club/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jan 2007 01:34:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I&#8217;ve mentioned ad nauseam, last night was the screening of Sipping Jetstreams, which was presented as part of a Charity Event by the local South Florida Chapter of the Surfrider Foundation. Not only was it a really nice night which raised some desperately needed money for the guys over at Surfrider, I won a [...]]]></description>
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