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Jun 28 2008

Facebook Addiction — A Worldwide Epidemic

My buddy Desho Bernard (Desho needs a hug), who produces comedic video clips for Guru Bangkok (i.e., The Bangkok Post), just made this lastest clip — about Facebook addiction.

And while I don't refer to myself in the third person (except during sex, of course), I am also one of the legion of Facebook addicts. Ahh, we laugh because it's funny, and we laugh because it's true — Desho can't go on!!

Damn, this shit is funny.


I'd like to be able to say that I contributed to at least a portion of the brainstorming that came up with this clip. But given that the concept — unlike myself — is REALLY funny … I think we all know that I had absolutely nothing to do with it. Dammit!

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Jun 15 2008

A Note To My Adoring Fans … Part I

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As noted a couple posts ago (while I was in Bali en route from Nusa Tenggara back home to Bangkok), I found a plethora of emails waiting for me upon my arrival to the wonderful world of indoor plumbing — some were asking how I'm doing, others were asking for travel advise, and still another was just hatin' on my blog in general.

I'll try my best to fully address each of these emails in due time. But I'll start with the last of them — which I just got from a guy (or girl … or potentially both) named 'Pat,' who wrote:

I read your blog from December 13, 2006 in which you discuss morality and responsibility. I find it ironic that your decided to discuss such issues while plagiarizing the work of others.

Your comment that related to occupying moral safe houses was taken practically word for word from the West Wing show - "No one in government takes responsibility for anything any more. We foster, we obfuscate, we rationalize. 'Everybody does it.' That's what we say. So we come to occupy a moral safe house where everyone's to blame so no one's guilty.". Granted you did take out "in government" so maybe I shouldn't have said anything.

If you decide to write a blog on the subject of hypocrisy, please let me know.

Well Pat, here it is …

Ignoring the fact that you're getting worked up about what some ex-pat surf-bum is spewing out on his BLOG, … on the INTERNET — you're absolutely right … I 'borrowed extensively' (okay, 'stole') from a West Wing transcript.

Big fucking deal.

I've no secrets here — I've admitted that I steal from the West Wing — and many other sources — on a regular basis. Fuck, if you haven't noticed, most of my post titles come from song titles. But c'mon, kid, unless you were on the writing staff, getting worked up about my failure to specifically cite back to a now-defunct television series is just silly.

And d'ya wanna see something else? I'll do it again … right now:

Quoting verbatim from the same T.V. show, Aaron Sorkin wrote that: "Good writers borrow, and great writers steal." (it bears noting this particular quote is one which Sorkin himself stole — from T.S. Elliot.)

Admittedly, you're also correct about the context of the original quote, and that by now equating myself with others who do the same thing, this quote is itself … it's, well … yeah, it's pretty hypocritical. But I think you're missing Elliot's (and Sorkin's … and my) point.

It's the sign of a good writer (or, in Elliott's opinion, a great one) to recognize that, when trying to aptly communicate your thoughts, someone else has already written what you're thinking (albeit, in my case, in another context) … far, far better than you could ever do. And I would fail to do justice to anyone reading my dribble NOT to use such rhetoric.

This is a philosophical issue, I think. Truly, is there ANYTHING we've access to — in literature, technology, or otherwise — that hasn't already been thought of, described, or built by someone else? Everything we've got, our entire culture is based on the prior accomplishments of others.

So, in this case, I forgot to cite. Again, it's just a blog — get a grip. Regardless, thanks for writing, and I hope you keep reading — I need someone to keep me on my toes.

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May 17 2007

Planet Unicorn

As I may have mentioned before, although I owned a 55″ HDTV, I got rid of my cable about 2 years ago in lieu of renting movies, reading books, and playing on the interwebs.

As a result, during that time, I generally have not been privy to the outstanding network news produced in the U.S. (and in particular, the fantastic coverage of Anna Nicole Smith's death), nor have I had the luxury of watching the 2-3 actually good cable channels out there.

But now I'm hanging out at my friend's house. And he's got cable. A lot of cable.

Fuel TV is obviously one of the few channels I've been watching religiously since I got here (duh).

G4 TV is another (although I don't play video games).

Although G4 is generally dedicated to maintaining the everlasting virginity of the "video-gamer" croud, they often have some interesting internet links and video clips.

This extremely gay video madness that I just saw on G4's "Attack of The Show" is one of them. It's abvsolutely brilliant! (Tom Cruise as a gay unicorn? … Priceless!) It's also fucking hysterical.

Not that I advocate such stuff, but I would also assume that smoking, drinking, ingesting, or otherwise subjecting yourself to some type of mind-altering substance would greatly enhance your viewing pleasure (not that I've ever engaged in such activities personally).

Planet Unicorn (NSFH - Not Safe For Homophobes)


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Apr 30 2007

Can You Hear Me Now?

Published by A Bowl Of Stupid under Music, Internet, Technology

Okay, I've finally jumped onboard last.fm's "neighbor radio" bandwagon. It is, as aptly noted by Fred Wilson, probably the best use of social networking on the internet - especially for music junkies like myself.

Here's how it works.

You join last.fm, download software that reports up to the last.fm servers every song you listen to. last.fm takes that information and finds out who your musical neighbors are. With that information, they create a radio station just for you that is like having your musical neighbors DJ'ing for you.

Wilson is absolutely right - this is the best use of online networking out there for those, like myself, who value their music, wish to advertise to others their favorite "hidden gems", and likewise wish to learn about unknown artists from others with similar tastes.


(Via Fred Wilson at A VC in NYC, who's got a good "FM station" selection himself)

UPDATE: If anyone hasn't noticed, one of the other great features about last.fm is not only how its stand-alone application allows integration with your media player (iTunes, WinAmp, etc.) to "find" the songs you're listening to, but that it also allows you to place a widget on your website showing your visitors just what those songs are (like the one I've put up on my sidebar to the right). Groovy.

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Apr 02 2007

Guest Services

libertarianchick.jpg I am going to Costa Rica for twelve (12) days, starting at the end of this week.

I will be traveling throughout northwest Costa Rica (Guanacaste province) and possibly into southern Nicaragua.

Much of my trip will be dedicated to surfing, but I will also be making "house calls" on a couple people to see if … well, how can I say this … well, to see if I can live with them after I sell my condo in May (just in case my Singapore plans fall through).

I will have little to no access to computers, phones, and indoor plumbing, among other things. As such, I will not be able to update this site (for all three people who read it).

Do not fear. I have retained the services of several friends to post items to the site in my absence.

Well, not so much "retained" as "begged for help."

I think this is a very beneficial idea and I have, in all actuality, considered doing it before. Many of the best entertainment and culture blogs out there use multiple authors, and its always good to get multiple viewpoints on things — especially when you're dealing with a close-minding jackass like myself.

I've told my guest authors they can have at it here at any time, and I'm looking forward to reading their stuff.

I will, however, add this caveat prior to any guest posts:

I do not particularly care for kittens, and I take no responsibility for their presence on this site, if any, in my stead.

I'll be here, on and off, for the remainder of the week. Please don't forget to tip your waiters and waitresses.

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Mar 26 2007

The Secret Of My Success? … I’m Gonna Have To Get Back To You On That

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Over the weekend, having been "tagged" herself, Lora from The Power of Trinity in turn "tagged" me and several others, requesting that we answer and pass on to subsequent bloggers several questions concerning themselves.

This particular "tagging" exercise requires bloggers to "compose a new blog post listing the top 5 to 10 things that [they] do almost every day that help [them] to be successful."

Being the effete snob that I am, my first instinct was to try to find a polite way of begging off her invitation since, although I think very highly of Lora, I find "tagging" to be the adult equivalent of a homeroom chain-letter ("if you could date anyone in school, who would it be?").

Moreover, the underlying concept, as developed by the initial "tagger" (not the subsequent ones, like Lora), is typically nothing more than an easy means of getting attention; a cheap and easy ploy of shouting to the online world: "look at me, look at me!", which these days often translates into a far more lucrative venture than simply gaining enough votes to be named Homecoming Douchebag of the Year.

In other words, it is glorified spam.

Moreover, even if I were not so supremely cynical as to view tagging in such a harsh light, I really don't think that anyone short of Mahatma Ghandi or Scott Baio is especially qualified to expound on just what made them "successful."

Indeed, nine times out of ten, success can be attributed to nothing more than being in the right place at the right time, or to form following the function of having glorious physical attributes, propelling such genetic freaks ahead of the seething hordes until they overdose and die, sad and alone on some Indian Reservation in the middle of the Florida Everglades.

These issues notwithstanding, as Lora is a complete and absolute sweetheart (and one of the few people who actually reads on a regular basis the nonsense spewing from my keyboard), I attempted to forgo my baseline cynicism and have a go at answering her questions about "The Secret of My Success."

After only a couple seconds, however, I realized it is doubtful that I have any ideas, let alone secrets, of success that could be of any help to anyone anywhere. My only secret be known, for all the benefits I have been afforded throughout my life, I am one of the least successful people I know.

I have forever lived in the shadows of others, bitterly surviving off the scraps of their triumphs - an attribute which I unfortunately carry with me to this day. I have also failed to accurately plot the direction of my entire adult life, resulting in one bad decision after another. Moreover, I wound up stumbling, dazed, into a career that eventually robbed me of my soul and compassion.

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And when the frustration of living with such miscalculations and mistakes became staggering, I dropped out from all of it - claiming it to be in the interest of my own happiness, although I constantly look back with hunger at that which I voluntarily forfeited.

I'm sorry Lora, but at this point, the only thing I can honestly say is that my decisions should really only serve as a warning to others.

Oh, and as per Brantley Foster, you should never screw the boss's wife. That's really bad, too.

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Mar 16 2007

The Greatest Story Ever Told — Sorta

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To prove the point of my immediately preceding post, as if by some crazy interweb magic, I just found this article from Advertising Age (online, of course), entitled "Most Painfully Clueless Press Release of the Week - 700 Views Does Not a YouTube Hit Make."

Apparently, the article's author received a really stupid and pointless press release heralding the latest and greatest "Video Gone Viral" YouTube sensation. The only problem? This supposedly hot viral video has only been viewed on YouTube 700 — 700!!! — times.

Notwithstanding the mountainous dribble now permeating every crevasse of the interwebs, this particular press release is truly flabbergasting considering you can get more visibility by posting a video of your cat on YouTube. In fact, Nora the Piano Playing Cat currently has 1,959,260 more views than this supposed viral video.

I don't get it, really. Some shlub with a phony G.E.D. is getting paid money to write press releases about a "viral video" that has garnered less attention that a random drug test. Meanwhile, I can't seem to convince anyone outside the legal field into giving me a paying job. Christ, I can come up with better SEM and advertising ideas than that, and I've done nothing but write legal briefs for the past 10 years.

Okay, here's one for you; just show these knuckle-dragging nimrods a cat, any kind of cat — big, small, fluffy, shaved, wet, dry, awake, sleeping — what-the-fuck-ever. As noted above, it doesn't matter.

And if you don't like cats, go ahead and use a dog instead. Once again, it's the fucking internet — it just doesn't matter. For the love of god, Disney is producing a live-action "Underdog" movie this year. Trust me, use the same concept on the internet and you'll make a damn fortune with that masterpiece.

You can use that idea. Go ahead and take it. Go ahead — call it a freebie.

Yeah, I know, the world's not a fair place, and stupidity abounds. Whatever. Just know this — if you keep up with that attitude, I'm gonna have to change the name of this site from "A Bowl of Stupid" to "A Bowl of Shut The Fuck Up."

Bitter? Me? Naaaah.

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Mar 16 2007

The Internet Is Shit

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www.internetisshit.org

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Mar 07 2007

Where Do We Go From Here?

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Given some extra time on my hands this afternoon, I happened to review the content of this blog over the course of the past few months and I’ve noticed a discernible, and disturbing, change in focus.

My earlier posts drew from everyday activities in which I was engaging or interested — including, without limitation, internet marketing, search engine optimization, social networking, Web 2.0, and venture capitalism. Also included were my attempts to refine my writing skills for the ostensible purpose of changing my focus from legal persuasive writing to a more narrative format.

Lately, however, my posts have been reduced to simple, and admittedly mediocre, reviews and/or publication of pre-existing media, music and otherwise. This has occurred for a variety of reasons.

The first reason is that, although I am still irritated about the deteriorated level of intelligent and reasoned discourse as to politics and current events here in the United States, the subject matter no longer raises my ire the way it used to. Perhaps, after having been deluged with stories of unopposed incompetence and corruption for the past 6 years, I've simply become jaded with the entire system – to the extent that even the guilty verdict again “Scooter” Libby and the shame of the Walter Reed Hospital closure are of no greater concern to me than the latest hairstyle choice of Britney Spears. Indeed, based upon reports from our beloved media, one could easily beleive these events are of equal importance in the great scheme of things.

Unfortunately, at this point, the media is probably right. And at this point, even pointing fingers at the fourth estate, which shares much of the blame for such shameful conduct, no longer concerns me. They are who they are, and they cater to the lowest common denominator to which they must cater. There's no such thing as right and wrong; just popular opinion. So be it.

The second subject which I am no longer driven to discuss is internet advertising and online media trends. This has become the case as I have been forced, out of monetary necessity, to abandon the online marketing and retail experiments I undertook towards the latter months of last years. Instead, I have been spending much of my time looking for another paying gig that would not otherwise require me to once again join league with evil Satanic forces – otherwise known as the practice of law. I would much rather put my dispute resolution and writing skills to better use than convincing judges into allowing one evil conglomerate to extort money from another. In this regard, however, I have found that writing about the search for employment is not necessarily the most stimulating of topics to discuss, let alone to read.

This, in turn, leads to yet another subject matter I have avoided discussing of late. The online business world in which I hope to eventually garner wages.

Last week, I fortuitously obtained an interview to work in just such a non-legal capacity, and with one of my favorite internet companies – MyBlogLog. Given the public profile associated with the position (as well as my underlying Jewish neurotic angst), I thought it best not to discuss any of the ideas I have and/or were discussed as to making MyBlogLog even better than it already is – which is, unfortunately, a subject matter I would otherwise very much like to discuss.

I still hold to that maxim to some extent. However, I do believe no damage would be done by simply writing about the fact that I flew out to San Francisco last week to meet with MyBlogLog, and that said meeting did nothing but further increase my desire to work for them. Suffice to say, they have some great ideas and will likely progress into one of the premier “online community” applications on the web (although, quite obviously, their progression would go much faster with me onboard – ahem).

This all leads to an underlying question – as I no longer apparently have the angst to write about the state of politics or current events, I no longer wish to burden the ever-diminishing readers of this blog about my personal exploits, and I am restrained by my own code of conduct from writing about the internet industry I have taken on as a potential second career, what the fuck else can I write about?

Where does this blog go from here? And should I even worry about that issue in the first place?

Ironically, I was talking with Votar about this topic recently. Specifically, to what end do we even have blogs? Is it because we want to obtain what little fame and notoriety that may be available to bloggers in today’s world? Or is it because we wish to use it as a cathartic means of therapy and/or creativity for our own personal reasons? Or is it truly the best way in today's world to meet people of like minds and form new corresponding bonds?

All of those reasons are fine, I suppose.

However, whereas I originally found myself wanting to write about certain topics simply because I thought they merited discussion on a public forum, I now find myself struggled to write about anything I can simply so I have something posted – regardless of the merits.

Publication for the sake of publication isn’t exactly what I had in mind when I started this blog. If it were, I’d have gone to work for CNN.

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Mar 05 2007

Rome / June 6th - 6 AM


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Words cannot begin to express what is easily the most disturbing website you will ever see on the internet. Just … wow.

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Mar 05 2007

Blessed Are The Cheesemakers

The original Honda "Cog" Commercial took 605 takes over a three (3) month period before they were able to get it right. These geniuses show how Honda could have done it much more cheaply.


(via Neatorama and Yes But No But Yes)

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Feb 27 2007

Addressing Spammer Knuckeheads — “Viper Style”

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As an aside, I've been getting inundated with spammer comments over the past 1-2 days — coincidentally, right when I haven't the time to do much of anything about it.

So, for the moment, I've had to take the somewhat draconian measure (in my mind, at least) of requiring everyone who wants to post a comment to register on this site. My apologies for the both of you out there who may wish to comment about the mindless ramblings emanating from this sucking chest-wound of a blog, but otherwise just don't feel like registering ("cough, cough - Votar, cough, cough*).

My further thanks to those whom instead may choose to register (thanks Lora!).

As soon as I get some time, I'll address the matter in what I hope will be a somewhat less radical fashion.

That is all. Carry on.

UPDATE: I think I've corrected much of the issues surrounding the spamming issues and, as such, I'm removing the aforementioned blocking "features."

TK, feel free to resume commenting … NOW.

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Feb 25 2007

Directions

Published by A Bowl Of Stupid under Personal, Music, Internet

I'm going to be in San Francisco for the remainder of the week, but I'm still going to try posting a couple things over that time (including the next part of my narrative series — "Fall From Grace").

Although I've tapped a couple of my friends for comments and suggestions in connection with my trip, I've been actively avoiding writing about any aspects in connection with the trip, let along the specifics of same, because I don't want to screw things up. For all of you well-wishers out there, please feel free to wish me luck. As for the rest of you, please feel free to kiss my pasty-white ass (not really, though - the kissing part, my ass is actually kinda white).

In the meantime, I'm going to post the only video version of Josh Rouse performing the song "Directions," off of his 2000 album "Home." For anyone paying attention, this song was also prominently featured in one of the only "true-romance" stories to have ever successfully captured my attention — the Cameron Crowe film "Vanilla Sky" (an adaptation of the Spanish film "Abre Los Ojos").

This particular clip is from a live performance, but don't let the questionable sound quality distract you from Rouse's music, which is a sweet, swelling, twang-tinged pop that will appeal to fans of Matthew Sweet, the Pernice Brothers, and Archer Prewitt alike.


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Feb 23 2007

Our New Hero - An Open Letter

Published by A Bowl Of Stupid under Internet, Humor, Blogging

Dearest Chez,

As you know, all of us here at "A Bowl of Stupid" greatly respect and admire your fine work. Indeed, we started this very blog in attempt to emulate your contributions to the world of blogging, as well as to raise the level of our own writing skills to ever greater heights.

With that caveat in place, please accept our humble apologies. You have just lost out to another the much-coveted position of "our hero." This role must now be awarded to the other half of your now defunct radio show, Sir Votar S. Preston, Esq.

Please do not begrudge us, as we here at "A Bowl of Stupid" are still big fans of your work, as well as the achievements you have brought to the art of blogging. However, the gauntlet has been thrown. And despite all else, we must now throw in our lot in with the mind behind Votar News Network.

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Indeed, if nothing else, Votar has been able to capture the essence of a digitalized blubbering ex-cabbie turned family court judge seeking his own daytime television show.

Bravo, sir. Bravo (not the network for women).

We look forward to hearing the next CD release from Votar Records.

Your friends at,

-A Bowl of Stupid

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Feb 20 2007

Snow Patrol - Open Your Eyes

Between the fact that I haven't posted a music video for a couple days and the fact that I really, REALLY don't want to see Britney's sad, silly baldness every time I open up my site, the decision to post a new video just kinda made itself.

Moreover, I'm also really, REALLY jealous of Fred Wilson from over at A VC In NYC. Not only does the guy have a really informative and entertaining blog and an amazing job, but he just posted a music video from Snow Patrol that I've been looking for ever since I first heard the song last June in this Pete Tong podcast ("Tongcast"). Fred, in turn, picked up the video from yesterday's VSL, from whom Fred quotes:

It’s actually one half of the cult 1976 short film, C’était un rendez-vous, in which the viewer’s P.O.V. is that of a driver racing through Paris at dawn, recklessly running red lights and generally cruising through the streets (sometimes the wrong way down one-ways) without ever once stopping — except at the very end. Legend has it that director Claude Lelouch (A Man and a Woman), who licensed the film to Snow Patrol, shot it in one take without getting a permit, and was arrested after its first screening.

Set to Snow Patrol’s pensive, anthemic music, it’s exhilarating, eerie, dreamlike.

I agree, although I also think the song is just as brilliant without the video.

Snow Patrol - Open Your Eyes


Nota bene: For anyone who might have visited this site earlier today and noticed that I changed the lead post to this video, my apologies. As noted above, I just came across this video on A VC In NYC, and given that I've been looking for it since I first started this blog, I felt the need to replace the "Beta Band" song I had up previously. That's next - I promise.

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Feb 13 2007

Usted Es Un Perdedor

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Lately, I've been getting inundated with spam comments on this site. I'm not sure, maybe I should take it as a good sign that this site is gaining in popularity, therefore garnering the attention of the cock stains responsible for such spamming anarchy. However, I have taken the opposite approach - I'm beginning to hate these jackasses with every fiber of my being - which is saying something because I'm generally able to curb my anger fairly well.

I'm getting sick as hell of adjusting and re-adjusting my spam filters to block these mouth breathers from getting through to my comment section, and then still having to go through and delete them all by hand (seeing as how my time is so precious these days).

Regardless, in a vein attempt at getting back at them, I'm at least going to post something about the most prolific of these assholes. Yes, I know this is the literary equivalent to hoping to cure cancer by complaining about the evils of cigarette companies (ahem), but I feel the need to vent. And also, I'm Jewish and that's just what we do - complain (well that and destroy entire civilizations, of course).

The latest of these attacks has come from one particularly relentless troll who goes by the name "IeriWinner_62". This jackass puts its links to Google, and promotes it’s blog as Google, using the same message:

HI! I’ve have similar topic at my blog! Please check it..
Thanks.
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Crime: Gross stupidity and pointlessness.

Punishment: Delete on sight, better still - mark as SPAM if you have Akismet.

A special thanks to Trollbuster for confirming this one for me. If anyone else is being confronted with questionable commentators, I highly recommend you also check out Trollbuster for confirmation and/or advise.

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