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Dec 24 2008

You Scumbag, You Maggot, You Cheap Lousy Faggot … Happy Christmas You Arse, I Pray God It’s Our Last

Well, it’s already Christmas Eve out here in the Far East — which is quite the coincidence because Thailand is, of course, the birthplace of Christianity.

Celebrating this holiday spirit, and in keeping with what may or may not be a Bowl of Stupid Christmas tradition (I honestly can’t remember if I posted any videos the last 2 years, and I’m just too lazy to check), here are the three (3) best Christmas Songs ever recorded (by anyone other than Burl Ives):

Christmas Wrapping – The Waitresses (sorry, I couldn’t find the actual video, if any — here’s an annoying suburban Christmas light display instead)

The Kinks — Father Christmas

The Pogues & Kirsty MacColl — A Fairytale Of New York

(props to Kang for reminding me of this one)

Merry Christmas, everyone!!

Signed,
Your Second Favorite Heeb

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Dec 23 2008

Happy Holidays, Everyone!

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On behalf of myself and our none-to-soon-to-be Commander In Chief, to those who actually celebrate (or just fake it, like everyone here in Asia), here’s wishing you a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukka, and/or Happy Kwanza. We here at the Bowl hope you all get whatever you’re looking for this holiday season.

And if you don’t, I suppose you could always just get really fucking high instead. Cheers!

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