Apr 24 2007
Preparing To Skedaddle
When I went down to Central America, I didn't bring my laptop for fear of … well, for fear that I'd have nothing to make me come back to Miami.
As such, I transcribed - longhand - much of my travels. However, my longhand is about as incomprehensible as is Chez's seemingly eternal fascination with My Chemical Romance.
That, combined with the fact that I am apparently obligated to accomplish much more than I ever thought necessary before I sell my place and leave the country, has made my transcription efforts take much longer than I initially thought. I should have up another (Part II) by the end of the day.
Now if you'll pardon me, I must now go get the payoff information for my exorbitantly high student loans from the gentleman from Sallie Mae who has been fucking me in the ass for the past 10 years.
"Excuse me, sir? Sir? Could you please stop that for a second so I can ask you a question? And to stop the horrible, horrible pain? Thank you. Now, if you can tell me my payoff information …"
Peace people
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