Mar 21 2007
I Am Jill’s Colorable “Pooter”
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From the seemingly never-ceasing realm of “WTF?!?” comes this bit of wholesome family entertainment in honor of women’s history month — the “Cunt Coloring Book.”
Yes, you read that right. The Cunt Coloring Book. Don’t look at me like that, I don’t make the news, I simply report it. To be candid, I’m admittedly about 18 years behind the curve on this one, considering this book was originally published in January of 1989. But you know what they say, “better late than never” (pun intended). |
The book contains about 25 black-and-white drawings of female genitalia, just perfect for you and the kids to have at with a box of Crayola’s on a lazy Sunday afternoon.
Really, in this day and age, nothing says “quality family time” more than sharing interpretive views of various pooters in dire need of colorization — much like Ted Turner with an old copy of the “Amazon Queen.” In fact, I think Turner is actually producing a live action version of the book for TNT.
It’s just THAT good.
Frankly, I think the best part about this whole thing (after the fact that Amazon offers a two (2) book special deal if you buy the “Cunt Coloring Book” together with that other new-age classic, “Femalia”) is the name of the publishing house that released this little gem of a novella — “Last Gasp Publishers.”
How’s that for foresight? Let alone foreskin.
(Amazon.com, via Yes But No But Yes)
P.S. I wonder if this is what David O. Russell had in mind when he was “discussing” scene changes with Lily Tomlin on the set of “I [Heart] Huckabees.”
6 Responses to “I Am Jill’s Colorable “Pooter””
Sure to make great great presents.
Feeling better are we…..
Be safe…
As side note, Barnes and Noble is having a two-fer sale.
You can now get Paul Reuben’s pop-up book “Little Pee-Wee goes to the movies” with the purchase of the Cunt Coloring Book.
Splash guard and goggles not included.
let’s also point out the “users who bought this also bought:” list. I for one can’t wait for my Gansta Rap Coloring book to get here!
I checked out the author – she also has a book called “Labiaflowers: A Coloring Book”. I’m sensing a theme.
I’m totally doing a coloring book about balls. Maybe paint-by-numbers.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
Does it have a color-coded section defining what the proper colors are and what to do if the colors don’t match in real life?
dude i have to have this!